George Parros vs Zack Stortini

Two guys whose job it is to fight, but neither is very good at it.

The hair vs. the stash - round and round we go---literally. Stortini early, then one of the nicest hugfest ever broke out.

This was like watching the two last place teams battle it out.

Edge to Stortini

Terrible fight!Nobody landed anything,just flailing away.DRAW.

How did Parros not kill that purse swinging fool?

I was in the beer line and didn't even look up to watch after I heard who it was.
I'd rather watch Cormie scrap any day.

That was beautiful, man! Was that some sort of a lover's Waltz or Lambada?

For a second, I thought they were going to kiss. Very uncomfortable, yet very erotic.

BTW, George's tap looked more like a grope than a love tap.

George and Zacky, sittin' in a tree ...

almost crap

A draw.

These two suck.

Draw

This crappy fight is a clear draw.

draw / maybe edge parros

Kinda like two brothers whaling on each other...looks good, but not really doing any damage. Stache takes over the fight and Hair reverts to old huggybear style toward the end. Parros shows good respect with the friendly tap at the finish.

gave this fight a draw.

Edge to Parros

If only a hole could have opened in the ice and swallowed these two posers at the same time. Neither one of these guys can play worth a lick and neither one of them should be wasting a roster spot in the nhl. lame draw.