Matt Carkner vs Zack Stortini

carkner gets the win in this fight.

Okay so I now see how stortini works.... The last few fights he has been getting into he decides to jump the other opponent. Everytime he is on the ice and he see's his teammate get hit, he jumps the guy. But this time I dont think he realized in the retarded brain of his that who it was.

2nd the cheap fcuk tryed to push Carkner into the net but a true fight manages to get himself out of that position and into one so he can throw. Carkner was on the ice just as long as Stortini plus I like how Carkner waited for the refs hand to go up (stortini instigator) and then he fight back... Automatic 5 and a 10min... HAHAHA stortini lost the fight, embarrassed again on home ice and lost 15mins of his life sitting in a penalty box...

P.s ..... DId anyone see the guy behind Stortini's penalty box holding a sign that said..

" Please trade this fool, we caught him sniffing jock straps this morning"..

Stortini tries,....he's just not a very good fighter.

Stortweenie fights like Lucie Schenn!!! Scrotini starts it, gets a jump, and still gets a beating. What a goof. Toronto is offering Kadri, Kessell and three 1st round drafts puick for StartledWeenie I hear. Clark75 is Leafs2006 ball-licking little brother. I seem to remember Carkner turning Orr's face to hamburger...

Where have I seen this before? Scrotini pulls the Hordichukian Pearl Harbour sneak attack move, is unable to land a blow because of his pugilistic incompetence, gets smoked in the head a few times, and goes for the bearhug...

looks like a clear DRAW! in this one.Win Carkner thats a joke hommies!

Return of the Living Dread, Stortini's back!?!?! And I was just starting to enjoy hockey fights again... Win to Carkner

draw.....nothing landed at all.....carkner hit stortini in his helmet a couple times but that dont constitute a win for him......draw all the way.

Like any sabre on his honeymoon, Stortini's quick out of the gate, but he has the stamina of an old buffalo slob shoving out of date cottage cheese in his mouth while watching old reruns of Hee-Haw!!!!!!

wow...cockner may want to retire after this year, his only win was when the sheriff slipped in T.O.....and Cockner jumped on him, Woof Woof!!! Free the schoolyard bully Bart Powwow!!!! And feed Philadelphia " Big Dog" Collins 6 more cheeseburgers!!!! Woof!