Matt Carkner vs Zack Stortini

Carkner beats on Razor Ramone (aka Stortini) who usually never wins a fight.

WOW Stortini is terrible. Carkner laid the HURT on him.

Clearly, Stortini was reacting to the hit from behind that Carkner laid on one of the Oilers. I think Laurel and Hardy should have mentioned this while announcing the scrap. Carkner won the short battle, but I think Stortini should be given credit for sticking up for a teamate.

Stortini starts throwing bombs when Carkner still has his gloves and stick, and Carkner still manages to own him. How embarrassing for him.

Not as lopsided as the announcers made it out to be but deffinately a win for Carkner who was in a fight before he even knew it. "Stortini with only 13 fighting majors this season"....thats quite a few. I think Stortini would be easier to look at if he had his AVATAR glasses on too

Carkner

once again stortini looked liked linguini ... the oilers have nothing ...

stortini is the biggest goon in hockey. started throwin punches before carkner ever dropped the gloves win carkner

Stortini should pick up a copy of 'Fighting for Dummies' at the Edmonton Mall Bookshop.

carkner...is bad dude!

Stortini was a little out of his league their and took some nice blows to the face..........although I didn't like Carkner ending the fight so soon with the wrestle to the ground

Brokenleg is is now? I am an oil fan unfortunately...but you and your alter ego MCB still crack me up. Would love to try and share a beer with both of you, during your intelivision sea battle intermission, while your moms(70 odd years old) serve us snacks in their basement. Keep up the good work...make mom and dad(mailman) proud, Love your form boys!

and stortini gets schooled by carkner. that was no contest carkner just pounded away and away. Storts gets the reputation of a real punching bag

WIN Cark

Stortini should never, ever fight again. Talk about not having any skills! He had him pinned against the boards and still got his arse kicked in. Stortini does win the All Ugly Award, though

heres the real series of events leading up to this fight
whistle blew, Stortini gets into it with Ruutu, teams meet up around them, Comrie shoves with Volchenkov, Phillips comes in late, senators change, Carkner goes out FRESH, pucks dropped, Carkner shoves Potulny down in the corner, Stortini drops them...good energy to start, each land a few punches, Carkner gets the upperhand a bit, Stortini's turning the tables, Carkner wrestles him to the ice...close scrap, draw

make believe? so what? you're saying that the scrum never happened...? mmmmm i was watching and it did....besides even if im wrong about Carkner coming on fresh , Stortini was still out there before that