The Ducks need their Big Clumsy Stache back. Staublitzed had no chance against the Chairman de la Borde.
Despite the homer announcing, the Chairman scored alot here, making you admire Staublitzed all the more that he didn't go into a coma.
You can't admire Staublitzed for not really landing anything of consequence. He even had the clear advantage for the takedown before the Chairman flips him a round like a porkshoulder.
That's a win and a half right there. Hope the Chairman stays up the rest of the season!