Paul Bissonnette vs Guillaume Desbiens

Narrow W for Bissonnette.

Too bad the NHL GMs couldn't emerge from their Florida meetings with a proclamation that henceforth jersey jab fights will result in game misconducts for both players. If these guys are going to fight, let it be toe to toe, not the Three Stooges action with jersey jabs.

We'll see fewer but higher quality fights as a result.

That's what happens when
two excellent ''jersey grippers'' meet...
in other words...not much.

At least, ''the haircut'' (yikes!)...
helps to explain Bissonnette's,
occasional, reluctance to de-lid.

Draw, not much going on as Desbiens thwarted Bissonneette's attempt to improve his grip

I'm going with a Draw...
I was expecting more. It looked like both threw just for the sake of throwing but not much on quality connections.
Nice respect though.

Punches catching a lot of air... It appears that a few landed by the Lesbien Flamer, who was clearly more active, as the Bassoon played a passive tune.

Biznasty draws with Gilligans Island

the Battle of the Alphabet is nothing more than a Draw

Shoulder pad should get third man in.

I wonder if Nasty Nas Nobody Beats the Biz Flash Upgrade 3.14 or whatever the hell his twitter name is has ever asked a chick to show him her "tweets."

Im givin it to Paul. Simply because he seemed to try harder.

Jersey jab, body shot, jersey jab, body shot..........boring.

Biss wins

Biz-nasty hasn't been very nasty lately but I'll give him the edge here.

I agree with Staceyb - jersey jabs should be out-lawed! I realize that they help guys get their opponent off balance and sometimes are the only way to hit them at all with the way guys lock each other out.
Either fight or don't fight but this crap is a waste of everyone's time! No entertainment value nor does it serve to send any message. Would you decide to not run a guy if you knew that there was a behemoth on the ice who might give you a few jersey jabs and then fall on top of you?

Win goes to the man with the Moe Howard haircut...

Paul..... avoid those locker room hair cuts... geez. I will send you a $10 sport clips coupon if funds are the issue...

Bissonette the aggressor gets the W. Few of Desbiens blows landed. BizNasty seems to have lost some of his edge. Gone Hollywood. When a crusher thinks he's a rusher he becomes an usher. BizNasty won't be long for the NHL if he either can't engage better and more often or adds something else to his game.

About the best you can say is that Desbiens is an upgrade from Tim Jackman.