Dion Phaneuf vs Scott Hartnell

Scott and dion, after staring longingly at eachother across the ice in the all star game, can no longer contain their feelings for eachother and embrace passionately after a philly goal. Quickly realizing that it feels 'oh so right' the boys take it to ground to consummate their new found love with a bit of 'mid ice missionary'. The linesman, concerned for the children in attendance, break up the brief, sweaty tryst before it can get R rated. That's 5 minutes for hugging girls....

hartnell bravely dropps the mitts with visor donned, they wrestles to the ice when visor comes of. sooooo very brave fella. pathetic no matter how the announcers spin it.

This is a no-lose situation; two pricks trying to beat the **** out of each other....

Tough Phaneuf, enough of the rough stuff, pounds the powder puff.

Draw

Dion

JUST BY A HAIR!!!!

How did anyone pick Hartnell to win when he didn't land a punch? Not one! Not. One. Single. Punch. What are you people watching?!?!?!

Hartnell...scores, shows some heart and drops then and ends up w/ the takedown..nice sequence for him nevertheless......draw.

Why did the "Chin" hug the guy who just scored on his team?
Thought it was the other way around.
Luckily Hartnell didn't break free.

waste

Five minutes each for this?

Hartnell with the goal and the decision. Crap fight; only Leaf fans with their sweaters pulled over their heads could have watched and voted for Phaneuf.

How many people dream of scoring a goal and then punching Phaneuf in the face. *tears of joy

I've never seen a fight break out as the goal horn sounds. Didnt look like Hartnell landed any punches, so the win goes to Dion

Hartnell is all hockey. he's an old school pain in the ass. Can fight but still goes after all comers. Much better than a guy that cherps and won't fight