Marc-Andre Bourdon vs Matt Ellis

Unfortunately from the Versus camera angle, you miss about 15 PUNCHES TO Tiny Ellis' HEAD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Bourdon still gets the EASY WIN HERE!!!!! HALF PINT Gerbe CAN SPEAR AND RUN PEOPLE BUT IS TOO MUCH OF A LITTLE WUSSY TO HANDLE HIS OWN BUSINESS AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH YEAH, BUTT-FALO CHOKES AGAIN AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!! PHILLY COMES BACK TO BEAT THE CHUMPS AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA WHAT A TEAM OF LOSERS AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! I LAUGH SO MUCH WHEN THE sabres get BEAT UP AND THEN CHOKE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AND IT SEEMS TO BE AN EVERYDAY OCCURANCE!!!! THIS TEAM CAN'T POSSIBLY BLOW THIS MUCH CAN THEY????? THE ONLY REGRET TONIGHT IS THAT PHILLY DIDN'T BURY MILLER'S SKELETOR LOOKING FACE INTO THE BOARDS AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA OH WELL... BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS AND THE SABRES AND THEIR PORKBELLY FANS CAN'T BE WINNERS AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
Kudos to Jordin Tootoo for CRUSHING MILLER TOO LAST WEEK AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! You saw Miller wasn't waiting for his WUSSY TEAM MATES TO JUMP IN!!!! MILLER DID LITTLE DAMAGE WITH THAT BIG SOFT PILLOW OF A CATCHING GLOVE!!!! AND FOR SOME REASON THE OTHER SABRES JUMP MILLER AND START PUNCHING HIM IN HIS BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! WHAT A TEAM OF NITWITS!!!!

ON THIS DAY IN...... A SABRE GETS BEAT UP HISTORY.. 12/7/10 JOHNNY BOYCHUK UPPERCUTS ANOTHER SABRE VISOR PANZY STEVE MONTADORK TO DEATH AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

Bourdon, seemingly,
boards a small child,
and, then beats on a senior citizen.